Helllllllllooo! You knew this day would come at some point... I'm going to talk about the weather. Jim Ferguson is smiling down from Heaven at me. Yes. He took it upon himself to try to teach me small talk. Poor guy. BUT BUT BUT I've become quite the social butterfly since then. Cuz nope. I … Continue reading Pretending to be Winter
Author: Holly Soriano
A Baby Cup versus a Real Cup???
Helllllllllllooooo! As silly as it might sound... Would you use all the cups pictured for coffee? Cuz dudes? You see the little one in the middle? I tried to use it for coffee. Honest. And I couldn't even get a full pot from the little coffee maker that my mom gave me. The others? I … Continue reading A Baby Cup versus a Real Cup???
No More Nose Ring “Alternative Girl Uniform”
Hellooo! I got rid of my nose rings for a practical reason: One of my survival jobs. I balked at first cuz I thought it was all "conform or die" of corporate jobs. Nope. It's very practical... They don't want that shit to fall in the food. Yup. I'm working in food service again. Why … Continue reading No More Nose Ring “Alternative Girl Uniform”
Experimenting…
Helloooooooooo! My mom always made us take three bites out of everything on our plate. And this included the time that she made cow's tongue for dinner. Nope. She didn't cut it up either. So? Yup. It looked like a big ole tongue. AND LUCKY ME!?! I had to have three bites of that fucker. … Continue reading Experimenting…



