As the Snake Pit has the best gin martinis in town? Lori always insists on going there to talk news. Miranda never knows how to dress cuz she’s not a cowgirl except she’s also not a true city girl either…

What to do? What to do?

“Why do we always have to go here, Mom?”

“A gin martini isn’t a gin martini unless your arms stick to the table.”

“If you say so.”

“I do know what’s best.”

Miranda laughs so hard she snorts.

“Snorting? How did I raise such a… I can’t even discuss it.”

“You should pay Doreen’s bills for me.”

“Oh, God. That’s who you’re seeing for therapy? No wonder you want to work for someone related to… Elaine.”

“What did you do?”

“I tried to enlighten her except she wants to stay stuck in high school including her hair.”

“I wonder how Heather ended up different.”

“I’m sure if you push Heather, she’ll arm wrestle Elaine for the mouse queen title.”

“Are you wanting me to work at McDonald’s?”

“An honest day’s work wouldn’t hurt you.”

“No, you’re right. Fuck. I don’t know what to do.”

“Enjoy the cowboys with their nice jeans tonight. You can get back at it tomorrow.”

“Are you afraid I’ll get your gold medal for worrying?”

Lori sighs and enjoys her drink. Miranda settles into the booth.

As always: Have a glamorous day for fun!!

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