So... I've been doing mini "Ted Talks" while doing my standup. Like somehow? I've found a way to shove a stick up my ass just before I perform standup. And????? I keep there the WHOLE TIME. Sure. I eventually calm down to get a few jokes out EVENTUALLY. BUT BUT BUT I still feel like … Continue reading Releasing Nonsense →

Dudes!?! I have a confession: The LARGE mouth of my dish soap??? Total pain in the ass. Total waste too. How? I've only had time to wash single forks. So? I bought plastic silverware for times like these. No idea if they're any good. Just know they're the only ones available at the convenience store … Continue reading Bottom Line: Supplies →

As the Snake Pit has the best gin martinis in town? Lori always insists on going there to talk news. Miranda never knows how to dress cuz she's not a cowgirl except she's also not a true city girl either... What to do? What to do? "Why do we always have to go here, Mom?" … Continue reading Tuesday Tales: What’s the Big Deal? →

Hello! I realized something important last night when I was teaching my first section of "producer's economics"... Dude!?! I need to break that up into five classes rather than just one. How come? I broke down the five sections of turning an idea into a distributed movie. Yes. I left distribution for next week's class … Continue reading Producer Script School Insight →