So…

I’ve been doing mini “Ted Talks” while doing my standup.

Like somehow?

I’ve found a way to shove a stick up my ass just before I perform standup. And????? I keep there the WHOLE TIME. Sure. I eventually calm down to get a few jokes out EVENTUALLY.

BUT BUT BUT

I still feel like I’m standing in front of a firing squad ready to take me out. When? Nope. I have no idea what causes me to STILL do this other than possibly? I’ve been sooooooooo damn busy.

See those words in print?

Yup. They’re beyond weak. Like seriously!?! I can find time to argue with ChatGPT and sleep regulary.

Why yes…

I’m adding five minutes a day of joke writing. After my contract is over???? More. But now? I’ll just settle for five minutes cuz I ultimately only need five tight minutes. This should allow me to tap into my true goofiness. I’ll keep you posted.

As always: Have a glamorous day for fun!!

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