Hello!

I started my morning pretending to sleep.

Dudes?

I live alone.

So?

Who the fuck was I kidding!?!

Enter…

THE NONSENSE QUEEN.

BUT BUT BUT

No sooner did she reveal herself?

THE ROYAL STATISTICIAN appeared to collect data for spreadsheets.

Yes. You’ve heard about my adventures like standup, making movies, writing, and even creating my Producer Script School. And the Nonsense Queen can make those adventures possible cuz the Royal Statistician is behind the scene doing reps in long practices to look for patterns.

And when the Nonsense Queen realizes those patterns??? She looks at things a bazillion different ways to pull apart and transfer to other projects.

Like the more obvious of thinking: As Holly is doing standup, she wants to be a comic.

I’m doing standup to practice my public speaking in one of the toughest environments out there: aspiring comics. I also want to watch and listen to see if my word play lands with anyone else besides me and my mom on occasion. Better public speaking also helps me pitch my scripts better cuz it teaches me to read rooms and individuals better. This gives me more of a fighting chance at selling my scripts.

And this is where the Royal Statistician has long held her reign:

I posted on March 15, 2026, about me starting to do a capella singing at open mics here: Country Singer And the Royal Statistician was looking for $10 since I didn’t to be the asshole buying nothing at the open mic. Those $10 plagued me since I sang The Gambler on the 110 South deep in South Central in 2024!! And the Nonsense Queen wanted to bait the Royal Statistician with that March blog.

Well?

I had a Toastmasters speech where I was talking about Producer Script School and a super busy day on this last Monday.

Yup!!

That’s the day my ass chose to go to the Tap Inn here in Billings for my very first open mic a cappella singing. It was Walkin After Midnight from Patsy Cline. I downed my club soda and threw out the disclaimer:

I may sound like a dying cow but that’s okay cuz I’m in Montana.

Some sang with me. I got a fist bump on my way back to work. And all around support. I’ll keep going back.

Why yes…

The Nonsense Queen wore down the Royal Statistician cuz that’s how it works with those too: battle until one side cries uncle and the other side giggles.

Can anyone else relate:

As always: Have a glamorous day for fun!!

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